As comical as this one may seem, it is indeed on the list, and I sucked at it . The basic belt tie is:

1. Find center of belt (Both ends are even)
2. Place center of belt on front of waist
3. Wrap belt around body on both sides
4. Tuck one end of belt under both layers and pull it straight up (leave other end hanging down)
5. Fold the tucked end straight down over both waist loops
6. Take the original hanging end and put it behind the wrapped-over loop
7. Create a knot of the wrapped ends and pull snug
8. It should look like two loops going in and two loops going out of the knot